Quotes About Money

"Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money."(Jackie Mason)

"In God we trust. All others must pay cash."(American Saying)

"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."(Woody Allen)

"Sex is like money; only too much is enough."(John Updike)

"If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem"(JP Getty)

"It doesn't matter if you're black or white... the only color that really matters is green."(Family Guy)

"The only way not to think about money... is to have a great deal of it."(Edith Wharton)

"If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to."(Old Irish saying)

"Be rich to yourself... and poor to your friends."(Juvenal)

"If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some."(Benjamin Franklin)

"Bart, with $10000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love!"(Homer Simpson)

"The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any."(Katharine Whitehorn)

"Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears."(Robert W. Sarnoff)

"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."(Spike Milligan)

"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."(Henry Youngman)

"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like"(Will Smith)

"If God only gave me a clear sign... like making a large deposit in my name at a swiss bank."(Woody Allen)

"I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with"(Rodney Dangerfield)

"He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days."(Anonymous)

"Between work and family, I'm really not spending enough quality time with my money"(Anonymous)

"The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money"(Johnny Carson)

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it"(Bob Hope)

"Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping"(Bo Derek)

"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is"(Oscar Wilde)

"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore"(Yogi Berra)

"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."(Robert Orben)

"Always borrow money from a pessimist... he doesn't expect to be paid back"(Anonymous)

"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."(Earl Wilson)

"Don't tell me where your priorities are. Show me where you spend your money and I'll tell you what they are."(James W. Frick)

"Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune."(Jim Rohn)

The Philosophy of Money

Sigmund Freud’s priorities test

Sigmund Freud’s priorities
Five things are happening in your house at the same time. In which sequence would you solve them?

1. The telephone is ringing!
2. The baby is crying!
3. Someone’s knocking or calling you from the front door!
4. You hung the clothes out to dry and it is beginning to rain!
5. You left the tap on in the kitchen and the water is already overflowing!

In which sequence would you solve these problems?
Answer: Every individual point represents something in your life.
On the list you can see which meaning every point has:

1. Telephone represents Work
2. Baby represents Family
3. Door represents Friends
4. Clothes represent Money
5. Tap represents Sex

Your chosen sequence determines the priorities in your life.

Sigmund Freud’s priorities | haha.nu - a lifestyle blogzine

The Atom: The Illusion of Reality

THE ILLUSION OF REALITY
58 min 58 sec - 29-Sep-07

In the last in the series Professor Jim Al-Khalili explores how studying the atom forced us to rethink the nature of reality itself. He discovers that there might be parallel universes in which different versions of us exist, finds out that empty space isn't empty at all, and investigates the differences in our perception of the world in the universe and the reality.



THE ILLUSION OF REALITY

The Mongol empire - Google Video

The Mongol empire
47 min 12 sec
Kublai Khan, grandson of Genghis, founded his dynasty by conquering China. Unlike his infamous ancestor, he was known for his mercy to the conquered.


The Mongol empire - Google Video

Defining STUPIDITY - Documentary

Definition of STUPIDITY
1 hr 10 min 43 sec - Sep 18, 2007
Note: a 30 second delay appears before the video.
Stupidity by Albert Nerenberg
Features Bill Maher, Noam Chomsky, George W. Bush, Mark Crispin Miller and many others.
A humorous examination of stupidity in contemporary American culture, covering: the effects of television and mass media on the American intellect; the "dumbing down" of American culture; the popularity of Steve-O and Jackass; role of religion in willful stupidity; the identifaction of many Americans with George W. Bush; the evolution of such concepts as "idiot" and "moron."



Definition of STUPIDITY

Baghdad: A doctor story - Documentary

Baghdad A doctor story
38 min 53 sec - Nov 5, 2007
Filmed exclusively by an Iraqi doctor, This World reveals the terrible conditions of a civilian emergency room in Baghdad Al Yarmouk Hospital is in the most dangerous area of Baghdad. Sectarian violence is tearing the city apart and ambulance crews go from one dangerous mission to another.
Talking on camera is dangerous, but here patients and doctors speak out. Wherever they go, the doctor is there with his camera. "People don't know what is going on in Iraq," he says, "they can't hear the Iraqi people screaming." In the constant stream of news reports from Iraq, the voice of ordinary people seems to have been lost. In this film, we hear from them directly... and get a harrowing insight into everyday life in Baghdad.



Baghdad A doctor story

Money As Debt - Documentary

Paul Grignon's 47-minute animated presentation of "Money as Debt" tells in very simple and effective graphic terms what money is and how it ... all » is being created. It is an entertaining way to get the message out. The Cowichan Citizens Coalition and its "Duncan Initiative" received high praise from those who previewed it. I recommend it as a painless but hard-hitting educational tool and encourage the widest distribution and use by all groups concerned with the present unsustainable monetary system in Canada and the United States.



Money As Debt

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